SEO 2.0 | The Real Rules of Social Media Marketing Unmasked!
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1. Enlarge your linkability. Be a real man! Size does matter! Enlarge your linkability by enlarging your site with a blog. Then enlarge your blog by adding content daily! Then enlarge your blog with top 10 posts, “the secret of whatever” and hot chicks with [your product]!
2. Add at least a dozen buttons for social media. Come on! The more buttons the better. Everybody can see how Web 2.0 you are and how many sites you do know. So of course everybody can see by the sheer number of them that you’re a real expert. Besides social sites’ users are so damn lazy they just bookmark or submit stuff they need just a click for.
3. Reward inbound links. If someone links to you, link her or him at least twice, submit her or him to at least 3 social sites you are a user of. If it’s a she and you are a man tell her you love her, if it’s him, tell him that his blog is greater, bigger and larger and you are just a piece of shit compared to him.
4. Throw your content at everyone and let it travel around the world. Or just wait until all the copycat bloggers and content scrapers take it and then refrain from suing them. That’s almost enough! Let people translate your posts into at least 70 languages and conquer those markets afterwards.
5. Encourage the mashup. As in 4. just stop caring for your content and do not engage a lawyer.
6. Content is King Kong! Produce the f*****g best quality content of the planet and if you can’t tell the audience that your content is the f*****g best quality content of the planet. Otherwise just do as the others do in 4 until you learn to create content like King Kong!
7. Reward users. Simply reply to comments. People are so alienated on the Net they will treat you like their brother or sister just for writing some lousy two liners.
8. Participate. Be omnipresent. Appear on all social networks and sites and befriend the same people everywhere. Stalk ‘em at conferences, poke fun at them. Send them your used panties! Make ‘em feel that you’re their neighbour on the Internet.
9. Know how to target your audience. Do it like the Texans, set up a target and shoot! Use all kinds of weapons and calibers!
10. Create content. Not just any content, but content that will either make em puke or dance, content that will make ‘em call Matt Cutts for help or if you have no idea what to write about let the tabloids inspire you and use headlines like “two headed search engine optimizer eaten alive by baby alligator”.
1. Enlarge your linkability. Be a real man! Size does matter! Enlarge your linkability by enlarging your site with a blog. Then enlarge your blog by adding content daily! Then enlarge your blog with top 10 posts, “the secret of whatever” and hot chicks with [your product]!
2. Add at least a dozen buttons for social media. Come on! The more buttons the better. Everybody can see how Web 2.0 you are and how many sites you do know. So of course everybody can see by the sheer number of them that you’re a real expert. Besides social sites’ users are so damn lazy they just bookmark or submit stuff they need just a click for.
3. Reward inbound links. If someone links to you, link her or him at least twice, submit her or him to at least 3 social sites you are a user of. If it’s a she and you are a man tell her you love her, if it’s him, tell him that his blog is greater, bigger and larger and you are just a piece of shit compared to him.
4. Throw your content at everyone and let it travel around the world. Or just wait until all the copycat bloggers and content scrapers take it and then refrain from suing them. That’s almost enough! Let people translate your posts into at least 70 languages and conquer those markets afterwards.
5. Encourage the mashup. As in 4. just stop caring for your content and do not engage a lawyer.
6. Content is King Kong! Produce the f*****g best quality content of the planet and if you can’t tell the audience that your content is the f*****g best quality content of the planet. Otherwise just do as the others do in 4 until you learn to create content like King Kong!
7. Reward users. Simply reply to comments. People are so alienated on the Net they will treat you like their brother or sister just for writing some lousy two liners.
8. Participate. Be omnipresent. Appear on all social networks and sites and befriend the same people everywhere. Stalk ‘em at conferences, poke fun at them. Send them your used panties! Make ‘em feel that you’re their neighbour on the Internet.
9. Know how to target your audience. Do it like the Texans, set up a target and shoot! Use all kinds of weapons and calibers!
10. Create content. Not just any content, but content that will either make em puke or dance, content that will make ‘em call Matt Cutts for help or if you have no idea what to write about let the tabloids inspire you and use headlines like “two headed search engine optimizer eaten alive by baby alligator”.
posted by Unknown @ Sunday, September 02, 2007
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